Brodeur doing the Scorpion maelstromantic: This…is why I love this man. Because he’s a magical silver goalie scorpion who does not give a fuck about your wide open scoring chance. Or physical impossibilities. Those too. Hell, just the fact that he’s forty and can still fold himself in half like a twelve year old circus performer is enough to win my eternal respect.

Brodeur doing the Scorpion

maelstromantic:

This…is why I love this man.

Because he’s a magical silver goalie scorpion who does not give a fuck about your wide open scoring chance. Or physical impossibilities. Those too.

Hell, just the fact that he’s forty and can still fold himself in half like a twelve year old circus performer is enough to win my eternal respect.